Tech Times Traveler Gifts

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

Moses on the web

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Birds with Headphones

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Caveman at Computer

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"...and if I press this button..."

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

"It's a new travel computer. It fits in your pocket. I suggest bringing your reading glasses."

BYOD issues were an even bigger problem in the 1950s.

STRIP Hambone: Wind up computer

'Our server is so slow I'm going to call him 'Dial-Up'.'

"Hi! I'm on the ship!"

'Technology has certainly gotten smaller! Workers once were replaced by a robot, then a computer, then an app, then a flashdrive. . .'

Excess Baggage: The concept of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

'I'm the oldest employee in the store...I've been here from Hi-Fi to Wifi.'