Techie Traveler Gifts

'I assmue your GPS is not working.'

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

"No, no, the pyramids are to your left. That thing's a cell tower."

Now leaving your cell phone range.

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

But we always send computers on another flight in case they crash.

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Moses on the web

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Meet the new factory manager.

Birds with Headphones

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

"How'd I find you? I followed you on Twitter."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

'I think its being tapped.'

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

Migration Music

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'