Techie Traveler Pillows

'I assmue your GPS is not working.'

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

"No, no, the pyramids are to your left. That thing's a cell tower."

Now leaving your cell phone range.

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

But we always send computers on another flight in case they crash.

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

Moses on the web

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Meet the new factory manager.

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Birds with Headphones

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

Migration Music

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

'I think its being tapped.'

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center