Tech Vacationer Pillows

'Remember when we would come to the beach and not delete email?'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"Who can we call?"

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Birds with Headphones

Call Your Office

Sunbathing with your PC.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"It does Morton a world of good to get away for a while."

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

'Welcome to I shell.'

Geek Beach

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

Intelligent Navigation Device...

'Shane! Shane! Come back! Shane...You forgot your phone charger!'

"Wow! I should have hit the escape key a long time ago!"

That's our vacation home.

"When's the last time Peterson had a vacation?"

"No, no, the pyramids are to your left. That thing's a cell tower."

"I hear the ark has no Wi-Fi. I think I'll take my chances here on land."

"Hey, Siri. Remind me why I married a man who couldn’t find his way out of our driveway."

'When I said we were looking for vacation hotspots we meant wi-fi hotspots.'

Thanks boss. Jamming our cell phones was the best thing that ever happened to my social life!

'Warning - no cell phone service next 20 miles.'

Accessing the internet.

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

Check out this site, www.virtual.bahamas.com.

"Thanks for the nice Yelp review!"