Tech-loving Traveler Pillows

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"Who can we call?"

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Birds with Headphones

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

'I think its being tapped.'

Migration Music

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

"I suppose the spent 40 years in the wilderness because Sat Navs hadn't been invented?"

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'