Tech-savvy Traveler Pillows

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'Does it look like we need internet-access?'

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

"My dear, how clever of you to pump your own electricity."

I love 'getting away from it all,' and connected with my laptop, phone and Blackberry, it won't get away from me!

'We want to get as far off the beaten path as our WiFi coverage allows.'

'I'm tracking my husband through his GPS unit. Right now, he's between a televised sporting event the refrigerator.'

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

'You never ask me for directions, Carl.'

"Suitcase, where are you?"

Three Wise Men Using Sat Nav

'No you don't get a map reading badge for knowing how to turn on a GPS!'

'I hated our island vacation - everything was beautiful, but I had no cell service.'

Globe has GPS attached

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'Sounds of the Ocean can also be accessed at www.wave.com.'

BEACH (Wi-Fi zone).

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

"Nothing wrong with your car, sir. Its board computer says you should be cycling to work today."

Smart Motorway

"It's better digitally enhanced."

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

"The smart car's gone without me!"

'If you hold this to your ear and dial 0976854 you can hear the sea.'

"Don't leave it on standby!"

Migration Music

Excess Baggage: The concept of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

A woman listening to an audio guide

Last chance to breakdown before smart motorway.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Audio books are great way to while away the time...

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

Taxi cab driver's I.D. shows the back of his head.