Tech-savvy Traveler Gifts

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'Does it look like we need internet-access?'

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

"My dear, how clever of you to pump your own electricity."

I love 'getting away from it all,' and connected with my laptop, phone and Blackberry, it won't get away from me!

'I'm tracking my husband through his GPS unit. Right now, he's between a televised sporting event the refrigerator.'

'We want to get as far off the beaten path as our WiFi coverage allows.'

Three Wise Men Using Sat Nav

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

"Suitcase, where are you?"

'You never ask me for directions, Carl.'

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

'No you don't get a map reading badge for knowing how to turn on a GPS!'

Smart Motorway

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"Nothing wrong with your car, sir. Its board computer says you should be cycling to work today."

BEACH (Wi-Fi zone).

Globe has GPS attached

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

'Sounds of the Ocean can also be accessed at www.wave.com.'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

'I hated our island vacation - everything was beautiful, but I had no cell service.'

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

Audio books are great way to while away the time...

Migration Music

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Last chance to breakdown before smart motorway.

A woman listening to an audio guide

'If you hold this to your ear and dial 0976854 you can hear the sea.'

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

"The smart car's gone without me!"

Excess Baggage: The concept of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

"Don't leave it on standby!"

"It's better digitally enhanced."