Tech-savvy Vacationer Gifts

"It does Morton a world of good to get away for a while."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Who can we call?"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Sunbathing with your PC.

Modern camping

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

'I think its being tapped.'

Migration Music

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"I suppose the spent 40 years in the wilderness because Sat Navs hadn't been invented?"

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

Living in a snow globe.

"It's better digitally enhanced."

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"