Tech-savvy Nomad Gifts

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"I've decided to work from home today."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Evolution.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

The World Wide Web.

WiFi Signals

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Cellphone Islands

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"Now you can send it."

Computer monitor for a head.

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'