Tech-savvy Homesteader Gifts

"Don't get me wrong I think these new GPS systems will revolutionise ploughing."

'Hang on Suzie, according to my Pecking Order App, I'm next...'

Old McDonald hacks into his mortgage account

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Who can we call?"

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Laptops

Virtual Beach

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Modern camping

'Mom, I need a push.'

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"Christmas pudcast"

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Stroller Cellphone

Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist!

Old MacDonald had a startup.