High-tech Homemaker Gifts

Drone Fly Trap

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"I had to skip my workout."

Downloading Pregnancy

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Amy Sedaris

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

Laptops

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'