High-tech Homemaker T-Shirts

Drone Fly Trap

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"I had to skip my workout."

Downloading Pregnancy

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

Amy Sedaris

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

Laptops

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'