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Child, dog, and cat all pointing to each other over a broken vase.

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

'You know you're having a bad day when you put the dirty clothes to bed and the kids in the hamper.'

'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.'

'I like modern. It never goes out of style.'

Search for Missing Socks

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"And for your dining pleasure this evening, we are offering two choices: take it or leave it!"

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

'It's your wife on camera 3 again!'

"Have you ever considered changing careers Mom?"

Domestic Superheroes!!

'You don't have to run away, dear. I will.'

'The plunger had defected to the enemy.'

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

"Why can't we be like everyone else and get a washing machine?"

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Look, darling, I've recorded your favourite meal."

Housewife

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'Is it a wart or a boil, doc?'

"I didn't go to the office today. I went to the zoo."

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

Rubbish falling out of the bag before getting to the bin.

'Why Selma Burke never married.'

Woman ironing the curly cord from a computer mouse

'Today I'd like to teach everyone the difficult task of how to put a new toilet roll on it's holder.'

'Housewife? How did you guess?'

'It's been so long since I've been out I hardly know how to act.'

'My Graham is very house-proud.'