Creative Homemaker T-Shirts

"I figured one of us should use it!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Wallpapering.

'There's something you should know about washable wallpaper,pet!'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Painting by the numbers for adults

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"I had to skip my workout."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Moving in

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Amy Sedaris

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Modern Parents

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?