Creative Homemaker Prints

"I figured one of us should use it!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Wallpapering.

'There's something you should know about washable wallpaper,pet!'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Painting by the numbers for adults

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

Moving in

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

Amy Sedaris

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

Modern Parents

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"