Versatile Homemaker T-Shirts

Swiss Army Wife

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Amy Sedaris

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Modern Parents

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

'There's something you should know about washable wallpaper,pet!'