Home Maker T-Shirts

'World of Interiors.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

"I didn't spark joy."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"I had to skip my workout."

'We'll take it!'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Amy Sedaris

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Preparing for a new arrival

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'