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Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"Lovely dovetail."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Waiting for retirement.

I love embroidery

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Education and Apprenticeships

Fixing the TV.

The Sculptor

Bob’s Museum

Beyond Dante

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Luthier

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Nick Offerman

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Barry turned his cats' disgusting habit into a lovely art form.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

Raw Piano Bar

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'