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'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Young Frankenstein"

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Beyond Dante

The Authentic Christmas.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"How are we on bread?"

Man's best friend

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

Cottage Industry

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

Painters

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

Locally made, handcrafted cars - no two alike.

"Betty, I'm dying to see what you've knitted me for my birthday."

A Sweeping Reform.

Reduced for Quick Sale.

'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'

Day 21 of self-isolation, and the DIY haircut hadn't been a complete success.

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

"Well, at least we know our mouse catapult works."

Chestnut crafts

'I make Swiss army knives.'

"Rough week, Gourdie?"