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'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

The Authentic Christmas.

"Young Frankenstein"

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

The Origami Society...

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Beyond Dante

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"How are we on bread?"

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Pottery

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

Man throwing a paper dart.

Cut out and keep Socrates.

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

'I try to encourage creativity.'

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail, 'Ah, I feel so alive. That was fun'

Cottage Industry

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

War games.

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

Locally made, handcrafted cars - no two alike.

Wildlife crafts

"Betty, I'm dying to see what you've knitted me for my birthday."

Community Board: Free Paper Ripping Lessons

Reduced for Quick Sale.

A Sweeping Reform.

'The bad news is - we're being sued... the good news is - they served the papers as origami.'

Knitting techniques