Homemade Crafts Prints

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

The Authentic Christmas.

"Young Frankenstein"

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

The Origami Society...

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

Beyond Dante

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"How are we on bread?"

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

Pottery

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

Man throwing a paper dart.

Cut out and keep Socrates.

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Cottage Industry

'I try to encourage creativity.'

Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail, 'Ah, I feel so alive. That was fun'

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

War games.

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

Locally made, handcrafted cars - no two alike.

"Betty, I'm dying to see what you've knitted me for my birthday."

Reduced for Quick Sale.

Community Board: Free Paper Ripping Lessons

Wildlife crafts

A Sweeping Reform.