Diy Crafters Prints

"Betty, I'm dying to see what you've knitted me for my birthday."

"Young Frankenstein"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Kiwi Ingenuity

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

Extra innings.

Beyond Dante

Blog Breakdown

The Authentic Christmas.

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

The Remote Olympics

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

"Women do not appreciate power tools as last minute gift ideas."

'This is the last time I bid on a job for the Seven Dwarfs.'

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

Billy strip: dog called DIY.

"No, I'm not a landscaper. I'm a techscaper. I'm here to blow the dust out of your neighbor's computers."