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"Rough week, Gourdie?"

"Young Frankenstein"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"He's an abstract artist."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

The Authentic Christmas.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Stitch one, pearl one...

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"I had to get braces."

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

Wooly mammoth

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

'The theory is, instead of cutting us down, they keep recycling Grandpa to make new paper products.'

'Underground cartoonist'

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

"Welcome to the ladies' knitting app circle."

Knitting Christmas Tree

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites

"We give thanks on this most special of days!"

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

"Betty, I'm dying to see what you've knitted me for my birthday."

"Homey Claus!"

Life Drawing Class

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Garden Art