Diy Artisan T-Shirts

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Fairy.

"Young Frankenstein"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Jack of all trades

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Self help acupuncture

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Rocking horse

"Home depot."

Tool Box

Painting the Ceiling

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'I found the termites!'