Modern Artisan T-Shirts

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Well....I could've done this!"

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Lovely dovetail."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

About the potter.

"How are we on bread?"

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Luthier

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

Pottery Slam

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

The dead sea scrolls

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Artisanal Pottery

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

'I ran into a whittler.'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

"Kip paints caves."

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."