Future Artisan T-Shirts

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'My mother says I can't make anymore furniture for our house.'

"We've gleaned all we need to know about you from the internet, but we'll keep your resume as a great example of creative writing."

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

Printing Room

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

'Follow your dreams unless of course, it involves dropping out of school to join a rock band.'

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

Pottery Sale

"How could you son?"

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

"We do value optimism here, but nobody is going to be influenced by happy faces in the margins of your resume."

'It's just a first draft.'

'. . . as shelves go it's okay - but I like to feel that my best work is ahead of me!'

Now at the Farmers' Market

'How many times do I need to remind you, Caldwell, that you need to do something about your attention deficit disorder?!'

I can't find the artisanal Pop-Tarts.

3D printer flaw,