Future Baker T-Shirts

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A heart shaped cake

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

GMOs: The Next Generation

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Little chef.

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Local, free-range bug juice.

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

"I'm you from the future. I came back to warn you not to order the scallops-the sauce is a little too creamy."

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

'Yes, chocolate moose.'

"I never know what to tip a drone."

'When a 3D printer can make a hamburger, I'll get one.'

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

'How much are your upside-down cakes? 99p.'

"No, I'm not the waiter. I'm the genetic engineer. How would you like your lamb?"

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

"What's not disgusting?"

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

The phone was on the blink, Mom, so I ordered a pizza on eBay!