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"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Sweet surprise.

Little chef.

Cookery Lesson.

Parisian man eating pastries

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

"I'm afraid you may contain traces of nuts."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

'Yes, chocolate moose.'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

She found baking helped enormously.

'How much are your upside-down cakes? 99p.'

I Bake. Deal with it.

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

Pandemic Orphans

"Oh boy! My favorite! Squirrel cake!"

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

'You want a piece of me?'

"Well I hope you're happy."

'In my haste this morning, I'm afraid that I picked up the wrong piece of paper - so instead of my sermon, I'll give you the recipe for my wife's rock cake...'

What's Really In A Penguin?