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'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Picking pastries.

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

A dog at the bakery.

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

Parisian man eating pastries

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Now how did she know?"

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

A Bun in the Oven.

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

"You know Grandma, I can't remember the last time I had my appetite spoiled."

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

Hot Cross Bun

'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

'How can it be whole if the wheat has been ground into a powder?'