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'What about the rolls you promised me?'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Picking pastries.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Important Food Groups

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Baking

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

A dog at the bakery.

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Husband bakes a pie

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Caricature: Nigella Lawson

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"A little under done?"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

Parisian man eating pastries

Where cronuts come from.

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

Mock Fight At The Bakery

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