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'My job is putting the holes in donuts.'

'My bread is broke. Can I get a refund?'

Bakery. Yes, I have sticky buns. Well, you better not sit down then.

Where cronuts come from.

Though generally non-lethal, no one likes to get sconed...

"Biscuits, chocolate cake, cream donuts...Oh...I nearly forgot my slimming magazine."

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"This place has the best happy hour."

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Tension filled the tent.

Important Food Groups

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Flying sauces.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Baking

Cake Friday!

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

You're the icing on my cupcake!

'It's all homemade.'

Husband bakes a pie

Coffee shop

Caricature: Nigella Lawson

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'You've had enough!'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'