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"How many, 'This will go right to my hips' in a jelly donut?"

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Picking pastries.

Important Food Groups

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

A dog at the bakery.

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

Parisian man eating pastries

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Now how did she know?"

Where cronuts come from.

A Bun in the Oven.

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"You know Grandma, I can't remember the last time I had my appetite spoiled."

Bakery - say it with flour.

Baker

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

Placier.

Hot Cross Bun

'That's not true! Everybody likes you! You're delicious...um, I mean yummy...uh, likable! Yeah, that's it!'

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"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

'How can it be whole if the wheat has been ground into a powder?'

Self-help videos: Buns of steel & Buns of brioche.