Bakery Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Help! I'm a coeliac get me out of here!'

Hot Cross Buns/Tired and Emotional Buns

Parisian man eating pastries

'You want a piece of me?'

Muffin having visitation with another muffin in a bakery display case

Bakery. Cakes $6.66. Upside Down Cakes $9.99.

Bread-Co Inc. When she was buttering me up, I should have realized she was going to put the bite on me.

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

Robert's cannabis doughnuts were a best seller!

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Domestic Goddess.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Picking pastries.

Tension filled the tent.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Important Food Groups

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Baking

Cake Friday!

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Husband bakes a pie