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"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"You know Grandma, I can't remember the last time I had my appetite spoiled."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

Picking pastries.

'Bran Muffins' next to 'Jelly Donuts, the Fruit and Fiber Snack.'

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Important Food Groups

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

Bottle Distillery

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'Malty tasking.'

"I'm unable to process this image."