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"Bert's Bakery? I think there's a pissed-off Bucks Party somewhere, standing around our wedding cake."

"If you weren't a donut you could be a model."

'It beats getting up early and getting a worm.'

Come dine with me!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Lady of the Cake.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

A heart shaped cake

"That's it. We’re toast."

You're the puff in my pastry!

Pi Ala Mode.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Tension filled the tent.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Picking pastries.

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

Bermuda Triangles

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Today's special... donuts.

Punt Cake

"Ninja bread men"

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Important Food Groups