Bakery Gifts

"Bert's Bakery? I think there's a pissed-off Bucks Party somewhere, standing around our wedding cake."

"If you weren't a donut you could be a model."

'It beats getting up early and getting a worm.'

Come dine with me!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Lady of the Cake.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Diner.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"That's it. We’re toast."

A heart shaped cake

You're the puff in my pastry!

Pi Ala Mode.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

Punt Cake

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Bermuda Triangles

Today's special... donuts.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Picking pastries.

Tension filled the tent.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Ninja bread men"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.