Bakery Lover Gifts

In the interests of hygiene, please use the tongs provided

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

Little Grannies Homebaked Cookies.

Baker

Important Food Groups

Placier.

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'Make Mother's Day shopping a piece of cake.'

"Not THE Gregg?"

Any time is cake o'clock

'Your French dip, sir.'

Picking pastries.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Baker Romance

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

Parisian man eating pastries

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

"George often brings his work home with him."

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'