Baking Lover Gifts

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Yes, one of my husbands IS an imposter, but one can get stains out of the carpet and the other can bake, so it all works out."

How your grandparents act vs. how your grandparents vote.

Hands off!

Chef bringing inmate a cake.

Cottage cupcakes.

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Any time is cake o'clock

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

Kitchen chef

Lesbian civil partnership.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Tension filled the tent.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Vegetarian Birds

'I always cry at weddings!'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Important Food Groups

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Our visit to the flan factory.

Thou Shalt Not!

Happy Birthday to you.

Cake Friday!

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Baking

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Time for Tea!