Baking Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh, great! Here comes Valerie to raise the bar."

'I thought, to Hell with the fusty old nude calender. This year, lets make some cakes and jam...!'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

The Nine Circles of Heaven

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

"Maybe you should call Grandma for technical support."

'Apart from, the icing, how is it?'

'The souffl? is falling! The souffl? is falling..!'

"If we double the temperature, it'll be finished in half the time."

Kid to Mom: 'Do you know what would be even better than these cookies? More cookies.'

'What did you two give up for lent?' 'Cookies... We are sick of 'em after eating so many over the holidays.' 'And there are a lot of bar recipes I've always wanted to make anyway.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Gingerbread man wins school sports day race.

Granny with balanced pie chart

'Baking is my video gaming.'

'What are the best things to put into fruit cake?'

"But if you let me lick everything, you won't have to do any dishes."

That's what I call Flour Power!

"We're the adorable cookie suppliers around here."

Welcome to Doreenia!

"Other than obsessive bread-making, compulsive cleaning, British-TV-baking-series bingeing..."

"Gran makes everything from scratch."

"How does not being a house make you feel?"

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

Stay at home food pyramid

"Let them watch cake."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"I love him. He's literally my whole heart."

"Weed cookies"

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"Sure the money's good, but baking cakes is my real passion."

"How are you at making a flourless chocolate torte?"

"I froze all your pastry dough."