Baked Goods Aficionado Gifts

'There, but for the grace of God, go I.'

'I'm only here for the prune danish. It's to die for.'

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Tension filled the tent.

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Baking

Cake Friday!

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Granny with balanced pie chart

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'It's all homemade.'

Coffee shop

Husband bakes a pie

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"A little under done?"

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'