Home-baked Goods Aficionado Gifts

'They're not so much chewy as inedible.'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Diner.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Tension filled the tent.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Baking

Cake Friday!

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Granny with balanced pie chart

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

You're the icing on my cupcake!

'It's all homemade.'

Husband bakes a pie

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"A little under done?"

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

Mock Fight At The Bakery

"Now how did she know?"

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

'I'm going to bake you a sponge cake...where do we keep the sponges?'