Bread-baking Enthusiast Gifts

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Tension filled the tent.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Cake Friday!

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Doughboy Dad

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Baking

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Husband bakes a pie

You're the icing on my cupcake!

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'It's all homemade.'

Caricature: Nigella Lawson

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"A little under done?"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

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