Bread-baking Enthusiast Pillows

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Tension filled the tent.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Doughboy Dad

Baking

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Cake Friday!

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Husband bakes a pie

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'It's all homemade.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"A little under done?"

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

Mock Fight At The Bakery