Artisan Bread Baker Pillows

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Doughboy Dad

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"How are we on bread?"

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

Come dine with me!

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Baker

'Yes, chocolate moose.'

Toast kidnapper.

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Baker

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

Mock Apple Pie Recipe