Bread Aficionado Pillows

'We managed to save almost everything in your van from the fire. . . except for the bread. . . it's toast.'

Panic Stations in Heaven's Bakery - 'He needs 5000 loaves of bread and he needs them NOW!'

Toast kidnapper.

"Un-sliced bread is the greatest thing since sliced bread!"

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

'Is there anything else you kneaded?'

The Bread world's version of a Crematorium using a Toaster to Cremate.

My other car is a rolls

"I'm on a roll!"

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

Bread truck goes through forest fire, changes to Toast truck.

'Light or dark?'

'I wish I had eaten all that bread.'

'...And the award for 'best thing' goes to...'

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BAKERY -- Get your buns in here!

French early bird.

Bailiff baker

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Tension filled the tent.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Baking

Doughboy Dad

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Cake Friday!