Bread Lovers Gifts

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

French bread

Happy Challah Days

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Any time is cake o'clock

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Doughboy Dad

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Now how did she know?"

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

A Bun in the Oven.

Early Morning Roll Call.

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"