Bread Lovers Gifts

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and thousands of dollars.

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

French bread

Happy Challah Days

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Any time is cake o'clock

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Doughboy Dad

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Now how did she know?"

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

A Bun in the Oven.

Early Morning Roll Call.

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

"Do you have any marriage bread?"