Bread Connoisseur Gifts

'Rise.'

Just out of the oven, Jacque's head is filled with the irresistible aroma of freshly baked brioche.

'Mum! I'm hungry.' - 'It's not long until your tea. Have a crust!' - 'I had a crust yesterday.' - 'Well, it's a crust or nothing.' - 'I bet this is what communism is like.'

The out of work Mexican actors were glad of the 'roll' in a new film...

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Bread quality

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Cake Free Zone

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Best Before 5th Pint.

His Her Cakes

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Baking

Toast: the high energy food

Doughboy Dad

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."