Bread Lover Gifts

"I'm afraid you have a yeast infection."

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

Lady reclining with a glass of wine on a giant loaf of bread.

'Well, yes, son, technically they are right when they call you a 'heel'. But remember, it's not who you are on the outside, it's what you taste like on the inside.'

Boulangerie/Patisserie/Debaucherie.

Complimentary bread

'-and what's it like being a roll model?'

A New Product from the McWit Sawmill & Bakery, The Highest Fiber Bread: Half wheat and half Bark.

Early Morning Roll Call.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'...I got something in my rye.'

'My bread is broke. Can I get a refund?'

'Day old Bread, 50 off' & 'Day old software, 75 off.'

"Please rise."

Baking

"I'm telling you, my research shows that practically everyone's addicted! We could make a fortune selling bread..."

A good actor can play any roll.

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

"did you manage to get a loaf of bread love? they're not still panic buying are they?"

Baking Buns

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

'Crusty Cobbler' Bread in captivity.

'What happened to that loaf I got from the baker?'

"Give us this day our daily gluten-free sliced white ciabatta."

"There he goes. Always trying to butter up the boss."

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

'Have you got one that says I'm a one-man woman and I'm looking for commitment...?'

Itching for some good bread? Our baked goods are made from scratch.

"Oh, Aunt Martha! It's just what we needed!"

"Change of plan. We decided to go with a material that doesn't spoil so quickly."

Gluten Cafe - For the rest of us.

Cyclist

Stalemates

"If peasant bread is five dollars, dare I ask about dinner rolls?"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."