Bread Admirer Gifts

Violinist playing a loaf of bread.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Doughboy Dad

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

"You order the raspberry danish?"

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'Hey, honey bun!'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

Early Morning Roll Call.

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

A complimentary biscuit

French bread

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

Come dine with me!

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

Toast kidnapper.

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."