Baking Admirer Gifts

Bakery - say it with flour.

'I sent out for everything.'

Any time is cake o'clock

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Tension filled the tent.

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Cake Friday!

Baking

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'It's all homemade.'

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Husband bakes a pie

Caricature: Nigella Lawson

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

"A little under done?"

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"You order the raspberry danish?"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'I'm going to bake you a sponge cake...where do we keep the sponges?'